Got off work at 11:30pm and have to be back at work at 7am. This never happens but we actually get a 3 day weekend bitches 👌😎
No matter what you say or what you do, when I’m alone I’d rather be with you.
How to do sex:
- Put the lime in the coconut
- shake it all up
A skateboarding dog? Easy. Teaching her the “Share” command was the tough part. #ShareaCoke
OMG. I’m obsessed with them already.
they follow him everywhere
Realist shit I’ve ever tweeted lol
*saves game six times just in case*
👼✨💓 xan bæ 👽🔊