Life is b-e-a-uuuutiful.

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

ask-gallows-callibrator:

jameshollingshead:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur

best. cosplay. ever. in or outside a job 

ask-gallows-callibrator:

jameshollingshead:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur

best. 
cosplay. 
ever. 
in or outside a job 

uhmeliamay:

my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy

image

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

hannahdamico:

blackjackmothafucka:

This is the devil’s favorite post

So fucking angry.

wickedclothes:

Galaxy Pillows

Made out of cotton, these square pillows are printed with high-resolution photos of various galaxies. An easy way to bring outer space to your favorite room while adding a new accent. Sold on Etsy.

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

f0o0od:

cinnamon french toast sticks

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014